Maintenance log, summer 2025 (by the Wayside Shrine Records Management Department)
M June 29. Clogged Estuaries of Mind caused a thought inundation near the Crystalline Caves. Sent hydraulic and psychological crew.
M July 7. A Vibrational Flight felled some trees in the Akashic Forest. Sent gardeners.
M July 9. The Observatory kept projecting the wrong number of stars. Asked Dr. Trentini, according to his calculations everything was within acceptable dream-turbulence fluctuations range.
M July 13. Campus radio stuck on Stellar Core Remnant Transmissions. Sent maintenance crew.
M July 22. Resonance between Angelic Healing and The Healing Concerts caused everyone in the radius of 10 miles to be cured of all minor sicknesses. Sent obfuscating crew to make it seem a hoax by the local newspapers.
M July 27. Lost three contractors to Inner Explorations. Sent recovery crew.
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Lost: a Mid-day Reflection. If found, please bring to director Graves at the Crystalline Caves.
Lost: lecture notes on Future Botany. Please return to Gemma Calvin. Reward: a Chronodrifting Tulip bulb.
Found: 2 hours of sleep near the Visionary Library [or other DJI place of your choice]. Dreams include a walk through the Akashic forest and an underwater meditation.
Found: an Atlantean Echo outside of the dreaming dorms. Please collect ASAP.